Misanthropy is so passe

So i'm sat in the control room of the mothership (my house) with the chief (mr jake) and my eyes happen upon a copy of heat magazine sitting on the control panel (desk). Anyway, out of boredom i look through it, at the recent events in the land of the elite thinking it may be a welcome relief from reading about how millions of neurons are communicating with each other in our brains. How wrong was I? There is simply nothing that will bring out the brooker in me more than this kind of idiocy. So i'm feeling optimistic, having some faith in things when i read about celeb diets or whatever (i'll save the boredom and banality of another rant against celeb culture, we all know) and you just can't help but realise it's all over for us, as a species etc etc. Thing is, i'm kind of bored with misanthropy, other people do it so much better. Now luck would have it, i come across something like this
http://www.chrisjordan.com/
and all faith is restored. I'll still enjoy the rage filled rantings of our favourite misanthropes though, we still need them.

Here's someone who says it so eloquently.